I Don't Care About Your Mafia Wars. Quite the Contrary.

"I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals." -QDB quote

It's supposed to freezing rain tonight. I want sunny days with warm weather. Minus the bees and the spiders big as my thumbnail. I want to grow tomatoes with my daughter. And I need her to stop growing.
"Oh, if only you could stay this way forever!" -Jane Ackerly to her young daughter in Peter Pan

Sometimes I pee so loudly that I hope people don't think I'm secretly a hermaphrodite.
Guys pee really loud. I think.
Generic Love Poem by Kirsty MacDonald
Call a doctor/ plumber/ priest*
My heart is broken/ leaking/ deceased*
My life is worthless/ so much better/ over*
I'm going to kill myself/ tell your wife/ Dover*
How could you leave me/ not know/ lie?*
I hope you return my stuff/ come back/ die*
I'll never forget you/ forgive you/ go away*
I need closure/ a DNA test/ to tell you I'm gay*
Your face/ crotch/ top of your back*
Is so beautiful/ lumpy/ unusually slack*
Your ex/ mother/ best friend from school*
Always made me great coffee/ feel inadequate/ drool*
I will miss you/ kill you/ stalk you forever*
That way we can be friends/ get away with it/ be together*
I'm sorry you did this/ I did this /we failed*
I promise to pay you/ dye it back/ get you bailed
Please don't leave me/ show the Polaroids/ write or call*

(*delete as appropriate, just delete it all.....)

Personality Types & My Uncanny Bad Luck

This stuff is fascinating. Period. Here's a chart that maps out relationships between the personality types. It looks like an alien language at first, but don't let it intimidate you. It's pretty easy to determine what it means. Now, if only I knew more people's personality types...

I wish I could remember my personality type... I know it's I....then three letters...

Speaking of alien languages! I registered Halle's Shining Stars Name-your-own-star thing. I stuck with her full name. I'm having a hard time finding any info about it online. Hmm.


Here is it's location (within Ursa Major):

10h 37m 35.42s 52° 51' 34.84

I think my digital camera (not my brand new camcorder) is crapping out on me. Ever since I took it to the beach it hasn't been the same. I have such awful luck with electronics. Oh yeah, and my badass CD player with the record player that looks like an antique? Can't play CDs anymore. I'm thinking the next digital camera I get will be waterproof. Like this one maybe? Or this red one? Ooooh.

I'm not seeing any cd players that I like. It's funny to go to a place like Bestbuy.com and look in their categories. "CD Players" isn't one of them. Haha. Oh, Ipods, why didja have to go and ruin my fun?

Bacon

If you say beer can with a British accent, it sounds like you're saying BACON with a Jamaican accent.